For the passionate anti-Trump friend / This here volume I have to commend! / Somehow mining rich laughs / From the champion of gaffes, / It’s the funniest Slakey has penned! // If old Trump has you feeling quite shaky, / And your heart is for laughs achy breaky, / And you’re feeling quite cursed, / Then for slaking your thirst, / Why not check out some verse from Tom Slakey!