Those writing for the British press of the mid-Victorian era were masters of the English language, given to tirades of grand oratory. They liked to cover the former colonies, arousing rhetorical fears among Britons over the increasing power of the United States. With the advent of the American Civil War, the British press had the perfect opportunity to practice their peculiar brand of journalism. The South was the home of virtuous aristocrats, and Lincoln had bad taste, bad grammar, and the respect of no one. Selections from all of Britain’s major Civil War-era newspapers and magazines (along with numerous pamphlets) are presented, with the author’s historical and editorial comments. A revealing assessment of British journalistic treatment of the War Between the States is the result.